Inner Voice: Ummmmm… what are you doing?
Inner Voice: You are supposed to be writing.
Me: I don’t have nuffin to say.
Inner Voice: You used that excuse yesterday.
Me: Yeah, well, I am using it again.
Inner Voice: It’s not going to work 2 days in a row.
Me: Seriously, why don’t you go bug someone else for a while?
Inner Voice: It’s my job to bug you.
Me: How about if I just distract them with a pretty picture?
Inner Voice: Sighs…
Inner Voice: Fine. Go with the pretty picture then.
Me: Do you think they will fall for it?
Inner Voice: Nope.
Me: You don’t happen to make coffee, do you?
Inner Voice: They are going to think you are crazy if you keep talking to me.
Me: Fine, I will make my own coffee….