You Can’t Be Serious!
Hey look y’all! Humans! What do ya suppose they want? Oh crap. One of them has a camera. I bet the dang kid is gonna try to pet us.
Yup! What did I tell ya. Hey! She is kinda cute though!
This blond kid aint the sharpest knife in the drawer, is she? This is like her 100th trip back and forth bringing us dried out grass. Doesn’t she realize we have a whole field of it over here?
Yeah, well the grass is a bit greener over there.
Look how the cool blond kid tricks our brown buddy.
She just keeps on talking to him while she reaches her arm over to sneak us some food too. I wonder if she can teach him to share?
C’mon kid, don’t make me stretch for a little dried out grass.
Am I not the most beautiful mare you have seen in a long time?
I really should be on the cover of a magazine.
Yeah, keep it coming kid. We are starting to like all the attention.
Any chance I can sneak a little kiss from ya kid?
Hey, the weird camera lady wants us to look at her. Doesn’t she realize the cute blond kid has the food?
Okay fine, we’ll look at ya, but we don’t have to like it. It sure would have been nice if you would have brushed the mud off our faces first.
What the heck is that? It’s a what? You can’t be serious!
Oh my goodness! The gorgoeus mare is a stallion???
Hey kid! Camera Lady! Y’all aint leaving us, are ya?