Make My Own Coffee

Inner Voice: Ummmmm… what are you doing?

Me: Nuffin

Inner Voice: You are supposed to be writing.

Me: I don’t have nuffin to say.

Inner Voice: You used that excuse yesterday.

Me: Yeah, well, I am using it again.

Inner Voice: It’s not going to work 2 days in a row.

Me: Seriously, why don’t you go bug someone else for a while?

Inner Voice: It’s my job to bug you.

Me: How about if I just distract them with a pretty picture?

Inner Voice: Sighs…

Me: Sighs…

Inner Voice: Fine. Go with the pretty picture then.

Me: Do you think they will fall for it?

Inner Voice: Nope.

Me: You don’t happen to make coffee, do you?

Inner Voice: They are going to think you are crazy if you keep talking to me.

Me: Fine, I will make my own coffee….