Cricket's Thoughts

This Insane Feline

I Keep Telling You I Am A LEMUR!

The man explained the empty cage to me. It was for a cat who was in surgery for a torn claw. He had been with them for a while now, but was considered to be at the very end of the list when it came to adoptability.

His ears looked funny, and he had the personality of a cranky old man although he was really just an older kitten with a seriously bad attitude.

They named him Sharkey, which turned out to be pretty telling when it came to his temperament. It fit him (and his teeth) perfectly!

I wandered through all the picture perfect cats and kittens who were looking for a home, and not even one reached out to touch me. How is that even possible?

As I walked out the door I began to think that maybe Taylor really didn’t need a playmate, but I couldn’t get that crazy cat out of my mind.

Sight unseen, I knew I had to have him.

For the next several days I simply went about my business, my thoughts never far from that stupid cat. What in the heck did I need with a cranky cat with personality issues? Lord have mercy, I would be a fool to go back and see him, right?

Of course I had to go back. I had no choice.

My first glimpse of him had me agreeing he was kinda ugly, but in a cute sort of way. He stared at me with such evil eyes that I took a step or two back, but he never took his eyes off of me. The man let Sharkey out of his cage for a moment so that I could see how he would react. OMG! It was as if the Tasmanian Devil had been set loose!

American Curl

Over the next hour, I walked away from him three or more times. What on earth was I thinking of? No way in heck would I ever be able to handle this insane feline.

But I already knew, it was love at first site. I simply could not walk away from him.

He reminded me too much of me.

Bringing him home was a challenge in itself. I fully expected Taylor to adore him since she had never hissed a day in her life and seemed to accept anything that comes her way. Well except for birds. She is sure those are a treat from God created just for her.

Yup! You guessed it. Taylor didn’t just hate him. She flat out despised him.

Taylor Is NOT Happy

Oh gosh, what was I getting myself into?

Even after months of scratches and bites and watching his Lemur like antics, I am more in love with this crazy brat than ever. He has cost me hundred of dollars to the cuss jar and given me hours of smiles and laughter.

He fits right in around here and I would be lost without him.

And yes, slowly but surely he has begun to trust his adopted mama, but still delights in driving Taylor up the wall until she finally gives up and hides on the tall stool next to where I work. She may never like him, but she tolerates him. Now and then she simply slaps him across the face when she has had enough.

My Lil Lemur

We don’t call him Sharkey much anymore. Most of the time we just call him Lemur, a.k.a Deez Nutz. (Don’t ask…)

Cricket Walker

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  • Reply DocSheldon December 26, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Hmmmmm. Let’s see…

    Cranky? check
    Attitude? check

    Nah, I can’t imagine why you would have felt drawn toward that cat, Cricket.

  • Reply Cricket Walker December 26, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    LOL Doc! You hit the nail on the head! πŸ™‚

  • Reply Dave December 26, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Sweet Cricket! πŸ™‚ Have you ever seen the pictures of my three legged cat Buster? He had one ear like that from a bullet hole and was missing his rear leg at the hip. I can totally relate to hundreds of dollars. There was a lot of repair bills on that cat πŸ™‚ He looked just like yours. (Gone now) The only difference was Buster was a very sweet boy even though he had every reason not to be. I miss him. Great Story! πŸ™‚

  • Reply Cricket Walker December 26, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    I would love to see a picture of Buster!

    Lemur’s ears look funny because he is an American Curl.

    The American Curl is distinguished by unique ears that curl back in an arc, giving the cat an alert, perky, and happily-surprised expression. A naturally occurring breed, the ears can be likened to those of a Lynx with long tufts fanning outward accentuating the swept-back look.”

  • Reply Don AKA eldergeek December 27, 2010 at 1:12 am

    I like cats (and dogs for that matter) but I especially like other people’s cats (and dogs). Lisa’s dog, CeeCee, died a few months back and we’ve been pet-less since then. We just visit friends who have pets to get our “fix”. Right now my daughter’s house is our favorite because she has German Short-Haired Pointer puppies. Other People’s Pets (OPP) are very cool. We can leave home without worrying about keeping an animal fed and/or cared for, we don’t buy pet food and we don’t owe the vet anything. Your cat is very cool looking. If you lived closer, we’d visit. πŸ™‚

  • Reply Cricket Walker December 27, 2010 at 1:24 am

    I hope to one day travel and meet a bunch of my online friends. Y’all would definitely be on my list of wonderful folks to visit!

  • Reply I HAVE CAT December 27, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Thanks so much for taking in a cat that may have spent the rest of his days in a cage, or have been put down. Sounds like you are BOTH very special. Hope Taylor isn’t permanently traumatized!

  • Reply Cricket Walker December 27, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Some folks think I rescued my cats. The truth is, they rescued me. πŸ™‚

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  • Reply Chance December 28, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    It is very good to see you writing again! I really enjoy reading your posts….

    • Reply Cricket Walker January 6, 2011 at 9:47 am

      It feels good to be writing again. I have missed it. πŸ™‚

  • Reply -10 January 6, 2011 at 7:47 am

    Sounds like he has oodles of personality. I love animals with a strong personality and uniqueness.

    • Reply Cricket Walker January 6, 2011 at 9:47 am

      LOLOLOL! He definitely has oodles of personality!

  • Reply Nancy Holt November 25, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Well, Now i don’t feel as nutty as i did before reading Lemur’s story. Even after ‘Pickle’ was fixed, he still tore around the house chasing our girly-girl Siamese. He’s ALL BOY and I love him, he knows it! He was lost as a kit and taking naps outside all summer with a boxer puppy (Otis) in his little bed on a porch at my landscape client’s home. As it got toward October, the client asked me to take him, b/c they would be bringing Otis inside during the cool days and wanted the little kitty to have a ‘real’ home, so he said good-bye to Otis and hello to our other cats, Inky and Treasure!!!
    That’s our story and we’re stickin to it!

  • Reply Joyce Camp December 3, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    R.I.P. Lemur
    So sorry for your loss my friend ?

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