We Interrupt This Blog
We interrupt this blog for a message from Taylor…..
Wut iz it wif stoopid hoomins? Yes, I knowz dat most iz a buncha french fries short of a Happy Meal, but I just don’t getz it. Take 4 example da crazy cat hoomin I liv wif.
Pweeeeeze take her!
Her just aint the sharpest knife in the drawer, ya knowz?
For 7 hours straight I tryz to giv her luv and fection cuz ya gotta keep ur hoomin happy if ya want ur nom bowl filled on time. An ifan I get inpatientz and eat da ugly birds she getz psychoz n stuffz.
But seemz her don’t want mi luv and fection when she iz workin, cuz her howlz “TAWWOR” like a banchee ever time I knock her stufz down so her can look and seez how purdy I iz.
So I decidz to go nap or sumfin.
Den her startz danglin stuffs in my face lik im a stoopid dawg or sumfin.
I ignorz her tinkin her will go awayz.
But no her haz to keep it up. Buggin me.
Sighz, I needz a normal hoomin pweazzzze.
A New Journey Day Eleven
My mama doesn’t leave me alone when Iz snoozing either!
Hint: When she’s snoozing on the couch, go up to her and paw her arm with your claws out a bit. Then she’ll get the idea how annoying it is to be bugged when ya snoozing!
Oh, and that darn flash on her camera is annoying too!
Lol thankyou for that – You’ve brightened my day.
There are no normal hoomin beans out there. They’re all off their rockers!
Do what I did. Just accept these Apes as they are and find a nice secluded napping space.
PS: Finding little ‘surprises’ in their shoes makes a hoomin’s day. Trust me on this one! 😉
LOL! We have the best (and craziest) cats in the world.
Too funny! Reminds me of my daughter’s cat. Shiloh.. aka.. Devil Cat!