A New Journey

We Interrupt This Blog

We interrupt this blog for a message from Taylor…..

Wut iz it wif stoopid hoomins? Yes, I knowz dat most iz a buncha french fries short of a Happy Meal, but I just don’t getz it. Take 4 example da crazy cat hoomin I liv wif.

Pweeeeeze take her!

Her just aint the sharpest knife in the drawer, ya knowz?

For 7 hours straight I tryz to giv her luv and fection cuz ya gotta keep ur hoomin happy if ya want ur nom bowl filled on time. An ifan I get inpatientz and eat da ugly birds she getz psychoz n stuffz.

But seemz her don’t want mi luv and fection when she iz workin, cuz her howlz “TAWWOR” like a banchee ever time I knock her stufz down so her can look and seez how purdy I iz.

So I decidz to go nap or sumfin.


Den her startz danglin stuffs in my face lik im a stoopid dawg or sumfin.


I ignorz her tinkin her will go awayz.


But no her haz to keep it up. Buggin me.


Sighz, I needz a normal hoomin pweazzzze.

A New Journey Day Eleven

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  • Reply MsHera August 31, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    My mama doesn’t leave me alone when Iz snoozing either!

    Hint: When she’s snoozing on the couch, go up to her and paw her arm with your claws out a bit. Then she’ll get the idea how annoying it is to be bugged when ya snoozing!

    Oh, and that darn flash on her camera is annoying too!

  • Reply Emily September 1, 2010 at 3:35 am

    Lol thankyou for that – You’ve brightened my day.

  • Reply Gorgeous September 1, 2010 at 6:04 am

    There are no normal hoomin beans out there. They’re all off their rockers!

    Do what I did. Just accept these Apes as they are and find a nice secluded napping space.

    PS: Finding little ‘surprises’ in their shoes makes a hoomin’s day. Trust me on this one! 😉

  • Reply Cricket Walker September 1, 2010 at 11:53 am

    LOL! We have the best (and craziest) cats in the world.

  • Reply Chance September 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Too funny! Reminds me of my daughter’s cat. Shiloh.. aka.. Devil Cat!

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