We Interrupt This Blog
We interrupt this blog for a message from Taylor…..
Wut iz it wif stoopid hoomins? Yes, I knowz dat most iz a buncha french fries short of a Happy Meal, but I just don’t getz it. Take 4 example da crazy cat hoomin I liv wif.
Pweeeeeze take her!
Her just aint the sharpest knife in the drawer, ya knowz?
For 7 hours straight I tryz to giv her luv and fection cuz ya gotta keep ur hoomin happy if ya want ur nom bowl filled on time. An ifan I get inpatientz and eat da ugly birds she getz psychoz n stuffz.
But seemz her don’t want mi luv and fection when she iz workin, cuz her howlz “TAWWOR” like a banchee ever time I knock her stufz down so her can look and seez how purdy I iz.
So I decidz to go nap or sumfin.
Den her startz danglin stuffs in my face lik im a stoopid dawg or sumfin.
I ignorz her tinkin her will go awayz.
But no her haz to keep it up. Buggin me.
Sighz, I needz a normal hoomin pweazzzze.
A New Journey Day Eleven
MsHera
My mama doesn’t leave me alone when Iz snoozing either!
Hint: When she’s snoozing on the couch, go up to her and paw her arm with your claws out a bit. Then she’ll get the idea how annoying it is to be bugged when ya snoozing!
Oh, and that darn flash on her camera is annoying too!
Emily
Lol thankyou for that – You’ve brightened my day.
Gorgeous
There are no normal hoomin beans out there. They’re all off their rockers!
Do what I did. Just accept these Apes as they are and find a nice secluded napping space.
PS: Finding little ‘surprises’ in their shoes makes a hoomin’s day. Trust me on this one!
Cricket Walker
LOL! We have the best (and craziest) cats in the world.
Chance
Too funny! Reminds me of my daughter’s cat. Shiloh.. aka.. Devil Cat!